Is the Prime Minister’s pay really high?

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DPM statement on PM's salary

I’m quite reluctant to comment on our Prime Minister’s pay. But since everybody keeps talking about the issue, I thought I would just relate a conversation we had at Elias Mall coffeeshop on the controversial topic. This happened some time ago. As usual, there were few of us gathered at Elias Mall coffeeshop in the evening having coffee or beer relaxing and chatting away. Out of the blue, Lao Si suddenly commented that actually our Prime Minister’s pay is not that high. He just read a news report on CNA dated 19 Jan 2015 10:45 link

Lao Si : “I’ve just read the news report. It says that the richest man in Singapore is worth 10.8 billion. Do you know how much is one billion? link One thousand million makes one billion. And he’s got 10.8 billion! He’s only selling paint! So actually our Prime Minister’s pay of $2.2 million (used to be more than $3 million before the pay review) per year is not that much lah. I’m not saying that PM’s pay should increase further. I’m just saying that it’s quite reasonable to pay him that amount”

Not surprisingly, before Lao Si could go any further, there were objections and cries of indignation all round at the table. All of us seated at the table strongly disagreed with his statement he just made.

Lao Si : “Let’s look at it objectively. He’s our Prime Minister for 10 yrs now. Assuming that the PM earns $3 million per year if we include his bonuses and allowances, he only earns $30 million (10 X $3 million). For 10 years as the PM of a country earning only $30 million is actually peanuts compared to that local guy with $10.8 billion. Like I said earlier 1,000 million makes a billion. $30 million is a very small portion of $1,000 million (One billion). Imagine PM running the country looking after the well being of more than 5 million people compared to that paint seller? Moreover, the paint seller does not need to face the public, listen to endless complaints every week during “Meet the People”, no loss of privacy and he could enjoy his life living like a Duke. Whereas, the PM can’t. The irony is that his team is creating a conducive environment for business people like that paint seller to thrive and prosper beyond their wildest dreams.”

Me : “Lao Si, look here. You can’t deny the fact that he’s the highest paid politician in the whole world. The American president taking care of much more people only paid slightly more than half a million annually. Our PM is only running a small country. Everybody says so. They feel that our PM’s salary is too high if you compare him to other world leaders.”

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One of the most powerful men on earth taking care of 1.2 billion people but paid so little. But he's got many perks we don't get to see.

Lao Si : “You name me one country with only 700 sq km that is so successful with nothing at all i.e. no resources and even water need to be imported? You think it’s easy to run a place with 5 over million people squeezed into this tiny piece of rock? The Americans are heavily indebted. They can never pay off their tons of debts even over the next few generations. Still, they can survive by merely printing money and borrowing. We are different. If we keep printing money, all our CPF monies will become banana currency. Look at Zimbabwe link not to mention our neighboring countries where our Sing dollar keeps appreciating in value. That means that our economy is mightily strong. We got peace and security. We are able to sleep soundly at night. Our red passport is so well respected overseas especially in China. I used to go back to China every year and I’m so proud to be Singaporean cuz the Chinese really respect us for our economic success. Our existence in this part of unfriendly neighborhood is really a miracle which many have taken for granted!”

Just in case those trigger happy retards start whacking me without really looking at the issue objectively, I wish to reiterate that I do not quite agree with Lao Si’s views. Like all the others, I still feel that our PM is highly paid. I’m merely stating Lao Si’s views. Sadly, not many share his views. Lao Si is now enjoying himself in Teochew town; China.

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Even though Lao Si is in China, we can still WhatsApp

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I've not been to Teochew township. I'll go there one day.

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One in three cabbies report ‘driver fatigue’

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SINGAPORE: While waiting in line for passengers late one night, cabbie Han Poh Guan witnessed a taxi in front slide and hit a wall as its driver had fallen asleep without pulling up the handbrake.

It is common for taxi drivers to doze off on the job because of prolonged driving without a good rest, said the 57-year-old.

Long hours and sedentary conditions are perennial complaints among taxi drivers here, many of whom work beyond the 12-hours-per-day guideline suggested by the Manpower Ministry.

A recent study among 231 cabbies here also found that one in three of them experience driver fatigue, with those who work longer hours – more than 10 hours a day – reporting a higher chance of dozing off inadvertently.

More than half (55 per cent) of taxi drivers surveyed said they do not take any day off.

The study – the first to look at risk factors of fatigue driving among taxi drivers here – was conducted by the National University of Singapore’s Saw Swee Hock School of Public Health and published in this month’s issue of the Singapore Medical Journal.

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The above report published by an independent think tank is a cause for concern. It should vindicate all the endless grievances by taxi drivers. Currently, we have nearly 29,000 taxis operating on our public roads. link The total Taxi Vocational License (TVL) holders is nearly 100,000. Only citizens can hold a TVL. More than half of the existing TVL holders are active taxi drivers if we assume that every taxi is operating on two shifts. The number of 50,000 over taxi drivers on our public roads reveals an alarming phenomenon if we assume that the recently published report in this month’s Medical Journal is accurate citing the “one in three taxi drivers facing driver fatigue”. The implications are serious and even dangerous. They are running “time bombs” on our public roads only waiting to explode!

The fact is that everyone of us is a road user. Whether you drive or not, we are all road users. (also paying the ubiquitous ERP charges of course) Unless you do not leave your homes, we all use the roads as motorists, cyclists, passengers in a bus, car or taxi or simply as pedestrians. With a third of taxi drivers having “driver fatigue” plying on our public roads, one could imagine the potential safety issue and their repercussions. As a responsible government, the relevant authorities should study the implications further and make policy changes to address this problem. Sadly not much is done. At the best, they are only negligible or token measures just to show that they do care. It’s merely lip service so to speak. Take this training scheme for instance. Only 4,000 cabbies stand to benefit for the next 2 years? Is it enough when we have more than 50,000 active taxi drivers?

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This is only what they could for taxi drivers?

Currently, all TVL holders need to go through a compulsory refresher course every 5 years. The TVL holder pays for the $50 one-day course. During the one-day course, new rules & regulations are briefed with updates on latest landmarks and buildings. Only a small part of the course is devoted to the safety aspect. Once in every 5 years to get briefed on a little bit of safety aspect is clearly not enough. It should be revamped to at least a 3-day course once in every 2 or 3 years with a greater part devoting to safety driving and healthy lifestyle appreciation. But then who is going to pay for the rental when active taxi drivers go through the course. As it is, the taxi driver will still have to pay for the daily rental whether he’s driving or not; attending courses notwithstanding. In other words, the taxi driver will need to pay for the $50 one-day refresher course, daily rental of the taxi and also incur loss of income for that day!

Obviously, the government will need to work out with taxi operators to ensure that active taxi drivers do not suffer any loss of income whilst attending such courses. All these active taxi drivers are citizens and their welfare (esp driving fatigue) is of concern to all of us. As a responsible government, more should be done for this group of taxi citizens. I’m referring to active taxi drivers. The other half TVL holders who are not active taxi drivers should not be taken into account.

This group of taxi drivers is not subject to MOM rules and regulations. Most of them work for more than 10 hours, some clocking even more driving hours on the roads. They also do not have off days or public holidays. Even maids and foreign workers do get day-offs. Taxi drivers as citizens of this country are even worst than those foreign workers. For taxi drivers, as citizens of this country nevertheless it’s still a dog’s life for them. I did blog about it on my previous recent posts. link For a start, the government could decree that all taxis need to be run on 2 shifts so as to lessen the rental burden thus reducing their driving hours. Some of those taxis running on the roads do not have relief drivers and yet LTA insists that they clock at least 250km daily. It could be quite tough especially for the older drivers. LTA’s rationale for that 250km requirement is to ensure that taxis are kept running on the roads most of the time to meet increasing demand for taxis.

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Obviously taxi drivers are not on their radar!

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How come taxi drivers don't get? Double standards?

Government should also step in to ensure that taxi drivers get at least one day off fortnightly. The latter should work with taxi operators regarding co-rental payment. No taxi driver will want to voluntarily take a day off cuz he will still need to pay rental on daily basis whether he’s driving or not. That’s a sad reality. It’s a vicious cycle that needs to be broken if the government is serious in addressing this “driver fatigue” safety issue amongst the tens of thousands of active taxi drivers.

Actually, the root cause lies in the high rental as a result of ridiculous COE prices. Taxis just like other private cars need to compete for existing COEs. The sky high COE contributes to high rental. If the taxi is run on OMO (with no relief driver), the rental of $132 as in my case, (Rentals vary with different types of taxis), about $30 to $50 diesel depending on mileage clocked and other miscellaneous costs such as monthly season parking, other parking charges when taking breaks, ERP charges etc (not to mention fines for unavoidable minor traffic offenses eg dropping pax at bus-stop) – the total operating costs could escalate to about $190. As such, the taxi driver is forced to drive everyday to meet the high operating costs whether he’s feeling well or not, rain or shine. That’s the main cause for the “driver fatigue” syndrome.

Trains do not compete for limited road space so they are exempted from COE. Buses are also exempted. Taxis even though a form of public transport, still need to pay for the high COE. If only the government could waive COE for taxis, then taxi rental will be reduced. With reduced rental, the pressure on taxi drivers will be much lesser. Question is will this government willing to forgo such a huge sum of revenue? They seem more keen on revenue than taxi drivers’ welfare.

Taxi drivers are a neglected group of public transport workers working long hours without off days or rest on public holidays. Their priority is never on the government master transport blue print even though tens of billions are pump into rail & road infrastructure not to mention the millions given out to purchase buses for bus operators.

I feel that it’s a pity that taxi is not their top priority. Taxis should complement trains and buses. Taxis do play an important role in public transport due to its affordability, convenience and versatility which need to be recognized. The government needs to change its mindset regarding taxis since most tourists and foreigners take this mode of transport. As ambassadors of the country, due recognition needs to be given to them. More courses need to be conducted for taxi drivers to upgrade and improve its professional image. Without addressing the fundamental issues especially high rentals highlighted above, standards in the profession will not improve. The vicious cycle will not be broken. It will remain at its current pathetic state now that the independent report has warned of “driver fatigue” and its serious safety repercussions. Hopefully, the government will take the sobering report seriously before it’s too late.

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My condolences to Tan Kin Lian on the demise of his beloved mother

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My deepest condolences to Tan Kin Lian on the demise of his beloved mother

This afternoon at about 3.45pm, I paid a visit to Mr Tan Kin Lian (presidential candidate 2011), at Cactus Crescent. He’s holding a funeral wake for his beloved mother aged 90 yrs who passed away on the morning of 24/2/15. I followed him on Facebook. That’s how I got the message. It’s the 8th day of CNY. Usually, Chinese avoid funeral wakes during this time – the first 15 days of CNY unless they are relatives or close friends. Since I was around the vicinity, I thought I’d just drop by to send my sincere condolences to him.

When I arrived at his residence, I asked for him. I introduced myself after paying my respects to his late mother laying in state. For a moment, he was not sure. When he managed to recall, he straightaway introduced me to all his friends present that “he’s my blogger friend.” He shook my hand warmly and invited me to the living room.

Mr Tan wanted to know how I find his Facebook postings and the many articles he’s written especially on financial planning, investment, insurance etc. My reply was that I only disagreed on one issue. That’s one of the reasons why I decided to pay him a visit to discuss. When he looked at me curiously, straightaway I told him that I do not agree with his National Service views.

Mr Tan is lobbying for our NS to be reduced to one year. In fact, he has set up online petition to get his message across. It was a friendly exchange of ideas on the NS issue immediately after paying my respects to his beloved mother by lighting joss sticks on the altar. There were no drinks or peanuts. We did not waste time on formalities. We debated on one of the vital pillars of our society – National Service for all able bodied male citizens. link

Mr Tan says that he’s not asking for the abolishment of NS. Just a reduction to one year from the current 2-year NS. I told him it used to be 2 and half years. Later, in the evening when I was discussing it with my EM friends, they told me it’s now only 20 months. The following points were brought up by him…

a) Times have changed
Unlike in the early years of nation building when we were poor, we needed as many able bodied citizens to take up arms to defend the country. Now, we are quite “rich”. We are able to afford all kinds of high tech weapons. We’ve got fighter jets, war ships, missiles, submarines and other deadly weapons. In fact, war is no longer fought on land with much manpower. It’s the age of button pressing and joysticks in times of war. link Look at the Americans’ recent military operations in the Middle East and Afghanistan. No ground troops deployed at all. As such, according to him, we need to modify and change our NS concept since we are already 50 yrs into nation building.

b) Waste of resources & time
According to Mr Tan, Switzerland only demands 9 months of NS from her citizens. Taiwan is currently one year. The latter plans to scrap it. They will expand their professional armed forces instead. If other countries could do it, why can’t we?

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Our citizen army marching on National Day

For the past 50 yrs, our young men need to sacrifice 2 years performing NS obligation at a meagre pay. Their university education is delayed. Their career is also delayed. In the early years of nation building, we did not have tons of foreigners working here. But today, these foreigners have a head start in work places cuz they need not serve NS. Mr Tan is not against FTs working here. He’s merely stating the facts and the grim reality facing our young men. The burden of 2 yrs need to be reduced to a year to alleviate such gross injustice to them as citizens. Why penalize them? Moreover, they should be paid “market rate” for their NS obligation. Serving the country is one thing but they also need to be adequately compensated. Just like our Ministers and MPs serving the country are also adequately compensated.

Our professional armed forces need to be expanded with savings ( in terms of training costs, allowances etc ) from a reduced NS obligation. Citizens also need to go back for in-camp training every year for 2 to 4 weeks thus disrupting their work. Many employers are not very supportive of this disruption (though they don’t openly say it). Whereas, those FTs are not subject to this obligation.

Actually, those facts mentioned by Mr Tan are common knowledge. They are not unknown to us. It’s just that no one takes the initiative to highlight those points on the NS issue. It’s a taboo subject with much sensitivity and emotions. We must not forget that NS is one of the vital pillars of our society.

Having listened to Mr Tan’s explanations about the NS issue, I’m still not convinced. Maybe, I belong to the old school of thought. I’m old fashion in that sense. I find it difficult to accept what he’s saying regarding his views on NS. Rape of Nanking and all the frightening images of atrocities kept flashing in my mind! We better get prepared for that day which I wish will never come! Never forget the Chinese saying, “养兵千日用兵一时!”

Just this morning when I was sending a male passenger to the Salvation Army office at Upper Changi Road North from Pasir Ris, we commented that the TPE (Tampines Expressway) leading to his place of work is always jam pack with cars every morning. I then said that cars are so expensive, yet there are still so much cars on the roads. It’s just like maintaining a second wife. My passenger all of a sudden replied that “rifle” is the main wife not a car! Without rifle, people will bully you. Even you hold a rifle, people will still bully you! I just could not believe that it’s so co-incidental that I’d be talking about NS later in the afternoon.

At the end of the discussion, I still told Mr Tan I don’t agree with his views on NS. I do not support him on that. He graciously told me that we could agree to disagree and remain as friends. No hard feelings. I respect him for that.

Next, he gave me a preview of a taxi app he’s working on. It’s called “Page Taxi.” There are so many taxi apps in the market nowadays. He feels that his taxi app is better than the rest. He’s still refining on it. I shall blog about it next time round.

At about 2.15pm, after spending half an hour at his residence, it’s time for me to take leave to resume my driving routine. We bade farewell after another round of warm handshakes.

Read related NS article here.

Read another related article here.

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CNY get together …

On the afternoon of 22/2/2015(Sun), the 4th day of CNY, some of my taxi course-mates gathered at Old Kallang Airport Road Hawker Centre to touch base. Nearly 40 of us took the 2-week taxi crash course and graduated on 16 Jan 2014. It’s slightly more than a year since we passed out from Singapore Taxi Academy. It’s a pity that not all turned out in full force. We came with our own $2 red packet to exchange amongst ourselves for good luck! link

Anyway, we were very excited to catch up with each other. We exchanged news on our different career paths. Most of them are taxi hirers with few relief drivers working for different taxi operators. We related our own experiences and giving each other useful tips relating to our job. We started on an equal footing in the same class under the same brilliant instructor, but after a year of baptism of fire clearly we could sense the differences amongst us. Some ran faster whilst some are still playing catch-up. Even myself could not match the better ones amongst them. For instance I told them it’s not easy being OMO – One Man Operation without any relief driver. But many of them could do it OMO (paying full rental instead of half) driving everyday for more than 12 hours with no qualms at all. I really salute them for their tenacity and perseverance.

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Group photo of my taxi course-mates

I also learnt from them that so and so got a new job and given up driving taxi. Some have also returned their cabs and become relief drivers. Many have switched from the main taxi operator to a smaller operator etc.. They took time off from their busy driving routine (due to CNY) to drop by with some managed to catch passengers on the way to the meeting venue. They started arriving from 1pm onwards until we finally dispersed after 3pm. Before we left, we promised to meet annually to keep in touch. Hopefully, more of them will turn up next year. We expected our brilliant instructor Mr Foo to turn up since he suggested that we meet up. Unfortunately, he was busy with his “Lo Hei” session somewhere. I observed that some of my course-mates still addressed Mr Foo as “Sir”. It shows the kind of respect they accorded him. As the Chinese saying goes “一日为师,终身为父!”

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Our instructor Mr Foo with blue shirt appearing on TV

In fact, we are all on WhatsApp chat group. We used to keep each other updated of road conditions eg traffic jams, airport situation whether the taxi queue is long or the high demand of taxi in certain places and also not forgetting those monkeys hiding in the bushes! For example, some of them will update us via WhatsApp chat group whenever there is a huge cruise ship calling at Marina Bay Cruise Centre (MBCC). Once the huge ocean liner arrives at MBCC, we could expect few thousand passengers. If we happen to be around the vicinity, we would move over there.

On the same day in the evening, we had the biggest CNY gathering at Elias Mall coffeeshop. The 444 gang under Wilson also came over to join us at EM. More than 30 of us sat on 3 tables. Even M. Chua also took time off to join us to usher in the Year of the Goat. It started at about 7.30pm until past midnight. I had to take leave at about 11pm cuz I had to work the next morning.

The CNY gathering was planned well in advance before the CNY. The number of participants kept growing until it hit more than 30 members. Red Bull initially booked 2 big tables but not enough. We had to add another table to accommodate the extra bodies. Alan Taxi was the treasurer. We contributed a small amount to AT for the expenses. Albert acted as liason officer by setting the menu. Wilson sponsored the 444 gang tables. We only ordered a set of “Lo Hei”, steam boat and some side dishes. Ah Keng sponsored 5kg of fresh flower crabs sourced directly from the kelong. Ah Tong prepared tons of huge fresh prawns, cuttlefish, fishballs, meatballs, fresh vegetables, grouper fish-heads, mushrooms etc etc.

Initially, we ordered some beer to go with the occasion. Later, the boss Cheng San of the coffeeshop dropped by. Out of the blue, he gave instruction to the beer promoters  that 4 crates of beer delivered to our tables. 4 crates of beer comprising 2 Guinness, 1 Carlsberg and another Tiger giving us a total of 48 bottles of beer! M. Chua wanted to pay for the food and drinks but we declined since he’s our VIP for the night. Befitting of his status, he already had plan B in mind. He came prepared. Before he left, he distributed 40 pieces of red packets with a piece of Singapore Sweep ticket inside to all of us. With that gesture, he brought much cheers and uplifted the joyous mood by few decibels with shouts of Huat and Fatt!

As usual, we had portable speakers playing music in the background whilst we enjoyed the tons of food cooked on the steam boat with free flow of beer. How not to be merry with so much food, beer, music and most importantly good company? The star of the evening was our dear fren Bob. Everyone from EM and 444 seemed to know Bob. He managed to walk albeit slowly with a cane. He’s recovering fast since his spinal operation last year. He was completely immobilized when we visited him in the hospital last year. Every one took turns to wish him speedy recovery. We were so happy to see his usual self once again.

Obviously our invited guests from 444 were impressed. They thanked us profusely for the efficient and well organized feast. The only regret is that our Leong & Leong – FOM from 444 were not able to join us due to some unforeseeable circumstances. We hope they could join us next time. We missed them lah!

Wilson speaking for the rest declared that it’s the best dinner feast they ever had in recent memory. Many photos were taken and circulated on our smartphones. I even uploaded some of the pictures on Facebook. link It’s indeed a memorable way to usher in the Goat Year with a bang! So many “Huats” and “Fatts” were uttered whilst we cheered and toasted each other all night long!

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Group photo of EM & 444 members

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Lao Si, Datuk Lim, Chris and Bob

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Creative Chinese messages & greetings

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Typical Chinese New Year greetings

One of the things I look forward to every Chinese New Year is those Chinese greetings I received from friends. In the good old days, CNY greetings used to be sent via sms with 160 characters limit (include full stop, comma, exclamation marks etc). Short messages were created based on this 160 character limitation.

With the advent of technology viz a viz smartphones and the internet becoming prevalent, that 160 character limitation is lifted thereby opening the flood gates for all kinds of creative messages. Some even come with “stickers” or “emojis” etc.. Think WhatsApp and Wechat.

I am of the opinion that those Chinese messages circulating during CNY are much more creative than the English messages. The English New Year messages are usually, “Wishing you a happy and prosperous New Year”, “May you be blessed with happiness, health and luck” etc. All standard forms of boring messages. Definitely no puns on the 12 Chinese Zodiac Signs (animals) at all.

I’m one of the fortunate in my age group – those past 50 yrs whom benefited from a forced bi-lingual policy. For that I’m grateful to this government for forcing us to learn Chinese (Mandarin) in school albeit at 2nd language level with only one Chinese book whilst the rest of my subjects were taught in English.

For more than 12 years of formal education starting from the People’s Association kindergarden class right up to Pre-University, I was schooled in English with only one Chinese subject as a 2nd language. At least, I’m able to see the world through two windows instead of one. People like Encik always condemns SBS – Shi Bu Shi. To him Chinese (Mandarin) is SBS lah! He feels awkward and uncomfortable with Mandarin speaking environment. Millionaire Caveman used to say that if only he had some basic Mandarin, he’d be a “billionaire” today. Yup, he was the first amongst the pioneers to venture into China during the early 80s when China just opened up its doors to the outside world. Opportunities were plentiful then. link

Anyway, I’ve given up any hope of convincing Encik about the uniqueness and beauty of the Chinese language. Like caveman, Encik had his formal education in Penang. As such, they didn’t benefit from our forced bi-lingual policy. How to explain to a blind man the different colors of red, blue, yellow etc? Sad to say, a person born blind will never know the beauty of colors no matter how you explain to him! Actually you just can’t explain colors. Like what they say seeing is believing. If you can’t see, what to believe?

Many of my friends have requested that I blog in Chinese. I wish I could write in Chinese as well as my English. Sadly, I can’t. I could only read and understand Chinese but not able to write fluently. Even composing short Chinese sms also see me struggling with the pinyin or the written form.

Two famous international Chinese actors from Hong Kong who could not even speak or understand English initially could now speak English fluently. I heard one of them speaking English with American accent on television recently. I was impressed. They had the time and money to engage private tutors to teach them English. If only my Chinese standard is of the highest fluency, I would devote the time in my remaining lifespan to study Chinese literature, philosophy or Buddhism. Even if I were to devote 20 years of my life doing just that might not be sufficient to fully reap the vast timeless wisdom in its bottomless treasure pit.

It is generally agreed that the English language blossomed around the era of Shakespeare in the 16th century – about 500 years ago. But Chinese literature was already at its height during the Tang dynasty in the 7th century – much earlier then the English. It’s easily more than 1,000 years earlier than the latter if were to include the earlier Han dynasty. 

Back to my subject matter. I’ve selected some Chinese message samples here received from friends. I’ll not attempt to translate them here. The translation will do injustice to those creative messages cuz they lose their meaning with translation. You could copy and paste them using the google translator to get the gist of it. Most of those Chinese messages revolve around hope, luck, happiness, health, wealth, work, family etc during the CNY. The most commonly used greeting year after year is “年年有余” - “Every Year With Surplus” with the last Chinese character “余” whose pronunciation is similar to fish. That’s why the fish image is quite prominently displayed on greeting banners, cards or even sms messages.   

Hope you will enjoy reading those creative messages. You may even recycle them for next CNY. It’s a good reference on how to send creative and interesting Chinese messages to your family and friends.

Read related article here.

中国有长城
美国有赌城
日本有不夜城
马六甲有古城
香港有郭富城
新加坡有狮城
你家更了不起…
有灰尘!
哈哈…该大扫除啦!

我率领全国人民提前祝福你和家人2015新年快乐!
你以后几天所收到的全部新年短讯都是我安排大家发给你的。 
我做事很低调的,你知道就好了!

如果,有只《洋》跑来你家,请不要慌张!它叫《五福》是我叫它来和你拜个早年!在这里祝你:《五福》临门,心想事成,福星高照,新年快乐!恭喜恭喜!

羊年送你三只羊…第一只祝你心想事成,得意洋洋。第二只祝你生活如意,神采飞扬。第三只祝你365日,天天喜气洋洋。《三羊开泰,羊年行大运》

送你一朵吉祥花;年年健康有钱花。
送你一杯吉祥酒;温馨甜蜜到永久。
送你一个吉祥月;天天出门有喜悦。
送你一道吉祥福;象征事业有钱途。
“祝你好运”

新春佳节快到了提早祝您 “新年快乐!” 
有个老板向我问起你的地址和手机号码我已全部泄露出去了,
他们会在 “除夕夜” 找你。
别惊慌,他名叫财神爷!

祝你新年里有鼠不尽的钞票,能牛转乾坤,虎虎生威,兔飞猛进,拥有龙马精神,蛇全十美,马到功成,羊洋得意,猴天得道,经鸡独立。猪你全家健康快乐! (Puns on 12 Chinese Zodiac Signs)

新的一年:
祝福你在新的一年:聪明如鼠!强壮如牛!胆大如虎!可爱如兔自信如龙!狠毒如蛇!浪漫如马!温顺如羊!顽皮如猴!美丽如鸡!忠实如狗! 肥过只猪! (Puns on 12 Chinese Zodiac Signs)

鼠钱不完
牛那样壮
虎虎生威
兔气扬眉
龙马精神
蛇得消费
马到功成
羊洋得意
猴会有期
鸡不可失
狗用就算
猪你发财
(Puns on 12 Chinese Zodiac Signs)

在金鸡年,祝你像公鸡般勤劳,像母鸡般伟大,像小鸡般可爱,像火鸡般够气,像孔雀般美丽,像马来鸡般纤体,像KFC家乡鸡般受欢迎,像金鸡下金蛋。(Puns on Year of the Rooster)

百花开在春天里再把心意传给你新春佳节没献礼来个贺语祝福你希望新的一年里身体健康长伴你万事如意四季里好运永远跟随你钞票多多皮包里新年快乐恭喜你

我的信息来啦!
收到的人春风得意;
阅读的人工作顺利;
储存的人爱情甜蜜;
转发的人大吉大利;
删除的人依然好运气!
愿你:天天快乐!

不知不觉又一年
愿望照常没实现
马票全跑浪费钱
到头只靠血汉钱
每晚都梦赚大钱
醒来原来要小便
希望来年有转变
财神到你家门前
给你财运送你钱
让你安心好过年

健康使一切变得可能,
财富使一切变得可行,
乐观使一切变得可爱。
愿您三者俱得。
过个可爱可能可行的2015。

身体健康长伴你
万事如意四季里
好运永远跟随你
钞票多多皮包里
新年快乐恭喜你

新春到来又一年
恭喜发财好年年
欢欢乐乐过新年
食物丰富吃得甜
身体健康是本钱
行情不好别花钱
真诚友情不讲钱
收到信息我心甜
幸福家庭好团圆
早早向您拜个年

新的1年即将到来
愿你好事接2连3
心情4季如春
生活5颜6色
7彩缤纷
事业兴旺8达
一切烦恼抛到9霄云外
请接受我10心10意的祝福!

新的一年
心到,想到,
看到,闻到,
听到,人到,
说到,做到,
日子到,时间到
你的礼物没到,只有我的祝福
传到…
祝您:2015 新年快乐福到财到!

手到、眼到、人到、心到、想到、说到、看到、福到、春到、财到、新年到、花红没收到、礼物也迟到只有我的祝福先到、新年快乐!
愿新的一年事事顺心。

新春到来又一年
恭喜发财好年年
欢欢乐乐过新年
食物丰富吃得甜
身体健康是本钱
行情不好别花钱
真诚友情不讲钱
收到信息我心甜
幸福家庭好团圆
早早向您拜个年

身体健康长伴你
万事如意四季里
好运永远跟随你
钞票多多皮包里
新年快乐恭喜你

新的一年百花香
一个信息带八香
一香送你摇钱树
二香送你贵人扶
三香送你工作好
四香送你没烦恼
五香送你钱满箱
六香送你永健康
七香送你好运到
八香送你年年旺 

新年到新年好
这讯息是个宝
传五人财源到
若不传样样倒
爬山山倒
爬树树倒
走路跌倒
开车不跑
吃饭不饱
爱人跟人跑
传吧
谁叫你人缘好

二零一五年
什麽都要多
祝福你金多多
银多多
钱多多
运多多
赚多多
存多多
财多多
中多多
发多多
乐多多
也要想
我多多哦!

新年临近百花香,
一条信息带六香。
一香送你摇钱树,
二香送你贵人扶,
三香送你工作好,
四香送你没烦恼,
五香送你钱满箱。。
百香送你永安康!

新春到来又一年恭喜发财好年年欢欢乐乐过新年食物丰富吃得甜身体健康是本钱行情不好别花钱真诚友情不讲钱收到信息我心甜幸福家庭好团圆早早向您拜个年新年快乐!

一个红包两块钱
羊年祝你赚大钱
三洋开泰四季春
祝你安康永常春
五福临门六六顺
横财就手万事顺
七星八仙来拜年
合家安康庆丰年
九霄云外十万哩
出国旅行任由你

希望二零一五年
老板顺着你
朋友让着你
敌人躲着你
爱人体贴你
贵人帮着你
家人护着你
多多偏向你
工作随便你
金钱黏着你!

财神老爷对你笑,
笑的胡子往上翘,
问你发财要不要?
享受富贵真奇妙,
钞票多多真有效,
看见什么都能要,
若问这天何时到?
读完信息就生效!

猪年快到了,让我先祝你:
新年好,天天吃到饱,
身体好,头脑好,
天天捡到宝,福气好,
运气好TOTO,4D中到饱!
祝你猪年天天好!

炮竹一响除旧年
满地红红接新年
春夏秋冬一整年
好运连连连一年
心想事成在今年
如意吉祥平安年 
发财发财是这年
祝你过个快乐年

这张《出入平安》符是我从猪八戒元帅那里跟你请的,
他会保佑你旅游也好,工作也好,赌博也好,增肥也好,一切顺利!

百花开在春天里再把心意传给你新春佳节没献礼来个贺语祝福你希望新的一年里身体健康长伴你万事如意四季里好运永远跟随你钞票多多皮包里新年快乐恭喜

再过几天,就是新的一年。我希望我是第一个、最早的一个、也是最特别的一个给你送上祝福;
愿您~
~猪年开始~

鸡年鸡将来临,给你鸡情的祝福
愿你的生活鸡极向上,能保我每一个发财的鸡会
把鸡肤保养的青春焕发,事业生鸡蓬勃

我在发展银行给你开了个户口,不多…
只有四千万:
千万要健康
千万要快乐
千万要寻爽
千万要记得密码
“1314168”
(一生一世一路发)

金鼠将至,祝你上班偷偷傻笑,下班活蹦乱跳,嘴里哼着小曲,不知不觉跑调,晚上唏哩呼噜睡觉,醒来吓了一跳,枕边全是钞票。祝你鼠年幸福快乐!

新春到来又一恭喜发财好年年欢欢乐乐过新年食物丰富吃得甜身体健康是本钱行情不好别花钱真诚友情不讲钱收到信息我心甜幸福家庭好团圆早早向您拜个年

光阴似水又一春
身轻如燕老益壮
耳边叮咛一声语
春花秋月年年似
鸿飞何处了无痕
(每行第五个字是我想提醒您的。)
(Hidden msg of getting older by a year)

月儿几时圆?
提灯问青天!
元宵十五夜;
家家庆丰年!
给您全家拜晚年!
家好运好人也好!
幸福美满更团圆!
祝您元宵节快乐!
(My favorite greeting on the 15th day of CNY)

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