Papa something happened to me …

Some time in the afternoon, my little old man suddenly messaged me saying that something happened to him earlier. He says, “Papa I tell you something happened to me just now.” I was worried when I read his message. I then asked him what happened to him? He took his time to reply. In the meantime, I was completely flummoxed by that sms. I sent him another message, “Pls don’t make Papa worry.” When his reply finally came, I heaved a euphoric sign of relief.

Actually, my son was quite pissed off with one inconsiderate retard. He related how he was in a crowded bus when one m/Chinese aged between 30 yrs to 40 yrs was coughing repeatedly without covering his mouth. He was also listening to music with his earpieces. My son had to tap on his shoulder – since he was hooked on to his music, to tell him to cover his mouth when he’s coughing. That joker spat on the spot where my son tapped earlier. He then retorted that if my son wanted his mouth to be covered instead. What a bully and an inconsiderate imbecile! Really langgar. KNN!

My mind scanned through quickly the scenario my son was facing that idiot in a tightly packed bus – the utter frustration, helplessness and sheer impotence. I can fully understand his predicament. If I were there, I would have told him to choose the nearest hospital. It’s either him or me getting there!

I then advised him to stay clear of such retards in future. There are many retards amongst us. He is bound to meet more of such bastards in future. Luckily, he was able to understand and appreciate the piece of advise I gave him. I hope he will remember what I told him. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

Below are the list of messages between him and me.

‘They Walk Among Us!’

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted….’Look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said…’Where???’

*They Walk Among Us*

While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?’ When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ‘Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.’

*They Walk Among Us*

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but ‘didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving’.

*They Walk Among Us*

I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half kilogram sirloin. She informed me they only had an 500g sirloin. Not wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 500g steak instead of the half-kg.

*They Walk Among Us*

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it’s designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk…

*They Walk Among Us*

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount….

*They Walk Among Us*

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, ‘Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?’ I had to explain that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned…

*They Walk Among Us*

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘Has your plane arrived yet?’…

*They Walk Among Us*

While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.’

*They Walk Among Us*

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”

*They Walk Among Us*

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back. Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

*They Walk Among Us*

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a grande latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free.’ ‘ They’re already buy-one-get-one-free,’ she said, ‘so I guess they’re both free!’ She handed me my free lattes and I walked out the door.

*Yep! They Walk Among Us, too!!!*

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they reproduce and worst they vote also!!!

KNN! Langgar!

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