Hello? Where’s mommy?



**’Hi honey.
This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?’**

**’No, Daddy.
She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.’**

**After a brief pause,**

Daddy says,
**’But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Gabe.’**

**’Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy,
Right now..’**

Brief Pause.

**’Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
That Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.’**

**’Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.’**

**A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.**

**’I did it, Daddy.’**

**’And what happened, honey?’ **

**’Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser. And now she isn’t moving at all!’**

**’Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Gabe?’**

**’He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
And into the swimming pool..
But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water
Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.’**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**’Swimming pool? …………**

**Is this 486-5731?’*

**No, I think you have the wrong number……..*

Langgar !


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3 Responses to Hello? Where’s mommy?

  1. SG Girl says:

    Father and daughter couldn’t recognize each other’s voice?

    • Maybe, both were excited when they confirmed mom was with one uncle in the bedroom? You know when you are excited, you tend to miss something?

  2. Claudia Chia says:

    Yeah lor. The father-daughter cant tell each other’s voice?

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