Golfer With Perfect Eyesight


Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad… once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” His wife sympathizes.

As they sit down, she has a suggestion: “Why don’t you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.”

“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. “Your brother is a hundred and three. He can’t help.”

He may be a hundred and three,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees it up; hits the ball right on the sweet spot… and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did!”, says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”

“Where did it go?”, asks Arthur.

“Can’t remember.”


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4 Responses to Golfer With Perfect Eyesight

  1. Lohcifer says:

    Reminds me of what an eminent scientist just said recently. He said with today’s technology and advances in healthcare, women are able to get bigger boobs and men solid erections – even old women and old men past their prime. The problem is that they may not remember how to use them. Langgar!

  2. Remy says:


  3. The says:

    This old man aged 80 was sitting on a bench in the park crying. A good Samaritan approached him and asked him what the problem was. He said he just married a beautiful girl aged 18 recently, and had fantastic sex every night. The Samaritan was surprised he is still going strong without Viagra, and asked him why then he is crying. The old man replied “I can’t remember how to get home.”

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