Big brother is watching!

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Pizza Anyone?

The future of customer care …

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have you …
Customer: Helloo, can I order …
Operator: Can I have your multi-purpose card number first, Sir?
Customer: It’s eh … hold on … 6102049998-45-54610.
Operator: OK …., you’re … Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?
Customer: Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator: We are connected to the system Sir.
Customer: May I order your Seafood Pizza …
Operator: That’s not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
Operator: According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir.
Customer: What? … What do you recommend then?
Operator: Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You’ll like it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator: You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from the National Library last week Sir.
Customer: OK I give up … Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?
Operator: That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
Operator: I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir.
Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.
Operator: You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizza. I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator: According to the details in system, you own a scooter, registration number 1123 …
Customer: @#$*^&&%#@!&&&
Operator: Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman.
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator: Is there anything else Sir?
Customer: Nothing … by the way … aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?
Operator: We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic …
Customer: Langgar!
Operator: What did you say?
Customer: Nothing.

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About Gintai_昇泰

I'm a Chinese Singaporean living in the Eastern part of Singapore. I tweet on current affairs & inspirational quotes. I blog on issues or events if they interest me. I write for pleasure. I also write mainly for my family and friends. At least they know I'm still alive and well. It's a free country. No one is forcing you to read if you don't like what I write. I'm entitled to my own opinions. Having said that, there are still retards, morons and losers out there hiding behind anonymity hurling all kinds of insults and wicked remarks on my blog. I guess we'll just have to live with these cowardly mangy dogs found in any society. Sigh!
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10 Responses to Big brother is watching!

  1. LOL says:

    LOL… save the pizza, I’ll go visit the prata man

    • THE SYSTEM says:

      THE SYSTEM : All Prata men are also connected to ME, sir!

      • patriot says:

        This is the so-called advancement
        of Science and technology.

        Are You updated?

        • patriot says:

          Like to add that some claim that having good command of the English Language will advance Science even further.

          There is also widespread belief that if one is religious, he/she will be a better being.

          Lolx:……..

          patriot

          • THE SYSTEM says:

            Sir, THE SYSTEM is also a kind of religion. I am programmed not to make judgement on religion. I am not sure whether if one is religious, he/she will be a better being. However as long as you are a human being you will be connected and be monitored by THE SYSTEM, Sir!

          • Alfonsos says:

            Oh yes Ming Yi was a monk even! Remember the Ren Ci debacle?

        • THE SYSTEM says:

          Sir, I am always up to date! You have a friend call Gintai who works at SMRT. You do not believe in any religion. You are a Singaporean.

  2. patriot says:

    The System in Sin is
    as good as religions.

    Believe in it as one
    gets a place in heaven.

    patriot

  3. Concerned person. says:

    Hi Gintai,
    What happen to you? No new news today? Hope you are well!
    From: ex SMRT taxi driver

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