Irish Blonde


An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. “Yes! Yes! I won, I won!” She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”

Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ….. but all men… are men!

PS: Specially dedicated to agongkia who treasures all women.


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9 Responses to Irish Blonde

  1. Not sure what she rolled? Just check the CCTV footage. If image not clear, just keep rewinding.

  2. agongkia says:

    Even cheekopek like me know the priority on where to focus my attention.Shows how unprofessional the dealers are.
    Moral of the story:Know when to cheekopek and when not to cheekopek.
    I have never neglect my duty before because of charbor.

    • Agongkia,
      I thought charbo is your top priority? I was wrong lah! I hope you like this post. It’s dedicated to you.

      • agongkia says:

        Thanks for the dedication. I do have a feeling it’s for me before I post and just discovered it’s really for me. Thanks for being thoughtful.

      • drooling all over says:

        I think we can do both – look at the dice and also stare at the nude babe. We have two eyeballs mah. One eyeball at the dice and the other eyeball on the nude babe. I believe we train our eyes to function in such a way.

        • agongkia says:

          No need to train our eyes to function in that way.
          Eye surgeon should do more and explore the possibility of helping those interested to have an operation to shift one eye to the middle of the forehead and another eyeball to the lower part of the body ,or on the palm or the back of the head.Or see through clothing.Can see till eyeball drop.
          Can boost productivity and depend less on cctv.

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