Never done anything wild in your life?


I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 70). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in many different colours – green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking back and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.”

From: Yam TL


About Gintai_昇泰

I'm a Chinese Singaporean living in the Eastern part of Singapore. I tweet on current affairs & inspirational quotes. I blog on issues or events if they interest me. I write for pleasure. I also write mainly for my family and friends. At least they know I'm still alive and well. It's a free country. No one is forcing you to read if you don't like what I write. I'm entitled to my own opinions. Having said that, there are still retards, morons and losers out there hiding behind anonymity hurling all kinds of insults and wicked remarks on my blog. I guess we'll just have to live with these cowardly mangy dogs found in any society. Sigh!
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13 Responses to Never done anything wild in your life?

  1. ape@kinjioleaf says:

    That’s a good one… LOL

  2. Anonymous says:

    Your Pa certainly proved
    his manhood.
    At seventy, his mental reflex
    is very impressive.


  3. Anonymous says:

    Did your dad really say that? Really gutsy of him to meet a ah lian headon!

  4. shoebutton says:


  5. Odious says:

    He should have said “screwed a peahen once” not “peacock.”

  6. Francis says:

    ““What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

    Your dad answer:
    “I just did. Staring at a peacock hair is the wildest thing I ever did in my life”

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