Never done anything wild in your life?


I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 70). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in many different colours – green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking back and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.”

From: Yam TL


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13 Responses to Never done anything wild in your life?

  1. ape@kinjioleaf says:

    That’s a good one… LOL

  2. Anonymous says:

    Your Pa certainly proved
    his manhood.
    At seventy, his mental reflex
    is very impressive.


  3. Anonymous says:

    Did your dad really say that? Really gutsy of him to meet a ah lian headon!

  4. shoebutton says:


  5. Odious says:

    He should have said “screwed a peahen once” not “peacock.”

  6. Francis says:

    ““What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

    Your dad answer:
    “I just did. Staring at a peacock hair is the wildest thing I ever did in my life”

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