JUST FOR LAUGH!!
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the footpath in front of her home.
Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big white cars pulled up beside her.
“Hi there little girl, I’m the Prime Minister. What do you have in the basket?” he asked.
“Kittens,” little Suzy said.
“How old are they?” asked PM.
Suzy replied, “They’re so young, their eyes aren’t even open yet.”
“And what kind of kittens are they?”
“PAP supporters,” answered Suzy with a smile.
PM was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his publicity chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect opportunity to fish for votes, the two of them agreed that the Prime Minister should return the next day.
And in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of “FREE KITTENS”, when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from Channel 5, Channel 8, Channel News Asia and reporters from SPH Group.
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then PM got out of his car and walked over to little Suzy.
“Hello, again,” PM said, “I’d love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you’re giving away.”
“Yes uncle Lee” Suzy said, “They’re WORKERS’ PARTY supporters.”
Taken by surprise, the Prime Minister stammered, “But…but…yesterday, you told me they were PAP SUPPORTERS?”
Little Suzy smiled and said, “I know uncle Lee. But today, the kittens have grown older and their eyes are now wide open!”