How many times do I have to tell you?

A man with a 25 inch long weenie goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.

“Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “is there anything you can do for me?

The doctor replies, “Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.” So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.


The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. “Witch, my weenie is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope.”

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, “I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magical powers. You must say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem.”

The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, “Will you marry me?”

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, “NO!”

The man looked down and suddenly his weenie was 5 inches shorter.

“WOW!” he screamed out loud, “this is great!” However he realized it’s still too long at 20 inches, so he asked the frog to marry him again.”

“Frog, will you marry me?” the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, “NO!”

The man felt another twitch in his pants, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.

The man laughed,”This is fantastic.” He looked down again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, “Frog will you marry me?”

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, “How many times do I have to tell you?

“NO, NO, NO!!!”



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2 Responses to How many times do I have to tell you?

  1. ape says:

    Haha. Reminded me of another joke…. if I may share here.
    A man discovered his weenie turned purple. Sought medical help everywhere and all the doctors gave the same diagnosis… cut it or it will spread and he’ll die. Dejected, he turned to a a well known sinseh. After inspecting his manhood, the sinseh took a sip of tea and spoke slowly. ‘This is a rare disease. It’s known as Himalayas Blue.’ Seeing a sense of hope, the man asked earnestly.
    ‘Oh great master. There must be a cure. All the doctors say I need surgery. You must have an alternative. Please help me!’
    The sinseh took another sip of tea and replied slowly, ‘Aiyah! All these western doctors just want to take your money. Any problem, they’ll say cut cut cut. Don’t need to cut. Go home, wait for two more weeks. It’ll fall off by itself’

    • Hi Ape,
      ROFL – Roll On Floor Laughing !
      Thks for your contribution. In future if you do have any interesting joke, just email me. If it’s good and appropriate, I will post it here for you. My email is inside my profile. Thks for sharing your joke here.

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