The Buffalo Theory of Beer


A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that’s why beer is so GOOD for you!


From: Goh KK


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5 Responses to The Buffalo Theory of Beer

  1. Mike Loh says:

    I drink to that!

  2. Lol ! Cheers !

  3. ape says:

    Does this theory applies to smoking as well? :p

    • Hi Ape,
      Under the similar circumstances – that is both are vices – I see no reason why there should be an exception? It shld work in the same way. BTW, we got billions of neurons in our brain and we don’t use them all. Some say less than 10% of them we only use. Submits alrite to sacrifice some along the way to trade for that “shiokness!” ROTFL !

  4. patriot says:

    No smoke oso die.
    No drink oso die.
    Drink become marbok
    know not unhappiness.
    Smoke bery expensive
    but siok and calm the

    Drink and smoke
    and remeber to
    cut the nail and hair.
    Do not make oneself
    looks like addict.

    If possible, drink and
    smoke at casinos,
    posh clubs, aircon some
    Got class, You know?


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