TWENTY DOLLARS ~ Believe it or not?

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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another job.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million.

She explained that she had ‘charged’ him for sex, and these were the results of her savings and investments. The husband was so astounded he could barely speak.

Finally he found his voice and blurted out, ‘If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would have had sex only with you.’ That’s when she shot him.

You know, men just don’t know when to keep their mouth shut, specially when drunk!

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4 Responses to TWENTY DOLLARS ~ Believe it or not?

  1. NewBall says:

    Its VERY VERY HARD TO BELIEVE its true……!!!
    1,000,000 / $20 = 50,000/30yrs = 1,666/365days =4.5 TIMES A DAY HAVING SEX ?????
    Even Prostitute also can’t beat her…..???
    hahaha……………….

    • agongkia says:

      30 years X 365 days =10,950days X$20=$219,000 plus interest=$1 million

    • Don’t forget that part of the savings is used to invest. Not all the money is from the “fees”. Money make money. That is why it came to so much. Better than a prostitute you say!

  2. Thanks for the comments. Actually it’s just a joke. Moral of the story is not to talk by simply shooting out of the mouth. That guy got shot right?

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