A Chinaman goes to Woolworth’s in Australia .
He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
He asks the Chinaman to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.
The Chinaman goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Chinaman finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.
The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog food to his kids.
He asks the Chinaman to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.
The Chinaman goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
The following week the Chinaman comes to Woolworth’s with a bag.
He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.
The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately pulls it out.
He shouts at the Chinaman, “What the hell ! This is shit, you idiot !”
The Chinaman calmly replies, “Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?”
MORAL OF THE STORY :
DON’T MESS AROUND WITH A MAD CHINAMAN!