The Four Cats

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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

They were the Engineer, Accountant, Chemist, and Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, “T-square, do your stuff.” T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.” Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, “What can your cat do?”

The Government Employee called his cat and said, “CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.” CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet…….

Ate the cookies…….
Drank the milk…..
Shit on the paper……

Screwed the other three cats……..
Claimed he injured his back while doing so.

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions…….

Put in for Workers Compensation ………. and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave ……..

AND THAT, MY FRIENDs IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!

From : Goh KK

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I'm a Chinese Singaporean living in the Eastern part of Singapore. I tweet on current affairs & inspirational quotes. I blog on issues or events if they interest me. I write for pleasure. I also write mainly for my family and friends. At least they know I'm still alive and well. It's a free country. No one is forcing you to read if you don't like what I write. I'm entitled to my own opinions. Having said that, there are still retards, morons and losers out there hiding behind anonymity hurling all kinds of insults and wicked remarks on my blog. I guess we'll just have to live with these cowardly mangy dogs found in any society. Sigh!
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2 Responses to The Four Cats

  1. patriot says:

    The Government Employee could be cited
    for having sex with the same gender(homo)
    and be charged if the Law is followed as it
    should.
    But, if the Law is lax, then even more serious
    sexual offence such as adultery may not
    matter.

    patriot

  2. There is a “Bible” in the civil service called IM – Instruction Manual. There is another one for the police called PGO – Police General Orders. All manner of conduct is laid out inside there. If you stray, the book(s) will be thrown at you! If you are not caught its no offence. That’s the system.

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