My mistake, My apology! 对不起!抱歉 !

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Reactions from different women in different places when their miniskirt’s accidentally torn.

Japan, Tokyo
A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo. Before the guy had a chance to apologize, the single lady took a 90 degree bow, then said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of the skirt is not all that good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

各國女人裙子破了的反應~~~

日本東京
在川流不息的銀座廣場,一日本男子不小心刮開了一日本單身女人的超短裙。日本男人還沒有開口,那日本單身女人一個90度的大鞠躬︰不好意思,給您添麻煩了!都怪裙子的品質不好……說完,取出一個別針別好,又匆匆走掉。

Times Square, New York
A man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the guy had a chance to react, the single lady pull out a name card, gave it to him and said: “This is my lawyer’s business card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. It is better that you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court.”

美國紐約
在人來人往的時代廣場,一美國男子不小心刮開了一美國單身女人的超短裙。美國男人還沒開口,那美國單身女人立刻從身上摸出一張名片來︰這是我律師的電話,他會找你細談關于你性騷擾我的事情,你可以做好準備,我們法庭上見. .. . 說完記下美國男子的姓名電話,揚頭走掉。

Paris, France
A French man accidently tore a girls’ miniskirt. Before the man opened his mouth, the young single lady said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly, they went to a small hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.

法國巴黎
在聞名于世的凱旋門廣場上,一法國男子不小心刮開了一法國單身女人的超短裙。法國男人還沒開口,那法國單身女人咯咯一笑,然後細手搭肩的說道︰如果你不介意的話,送我一枝玫瑰來向我道歉…….說完。法國男人從花店買了一枝玫瑰,還請她去酒吧喝上一杯,然後兩人一起去一家小旅館再研究一下超短裙以內的事情了……

Thymes, England
In the Church Square by Thymes, an English man accidently tore the mini skirt of a young single lady. Before the English man opened up his mouth, the young lady covered her tore spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind take me home sir? I live very close…” The English man took his jacket off, put on her shoulders, call a cab, then took her home safely.

英國倫敦
在泰晤士河邊的教堂廣場上,一英國男子不小心刮開了一英國單身女人的超短裙。英國男人還沒開口,那英國單身女人忙用手裡的報紙遮住裙子開了的部分,紅著臉說︰先生,可以先送我回家嗎?我家就在前面不遠. .. . . .. 說完。英國男人把自己的上衣脫下來,披在她身上。叫了一輛Taxi,安全的把她送到家,又換了一件裙子。

Chong Qing, China
A man accidently cut open the miniskirt of a young lady. Before the man said anything, the young lady slapped the guy, then: “You, the sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will send you to the labor camp…”

中國重慶
在人頭簇動的解放碑前,一重慶男子不小心刮開了一重慶單身女人的超短裙。重慶男人還沒開口,那重慶單身女人揚手一記響亮的耳光,還抓住重慶男人的脖領子不放︰你這個不要臉的傢伙!敢吃老娘豆腐,送你去勞改…

Taiwan, Shimending
A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt. Before the guy started to speak, the girl smiled and said: “We have not come up with a price yet, and are you going to inspect the merchandise?”

台灣西門町
在台灣的西門町裡,一台客不小心刮開了一女學生的超短學生裙。台客還沒開口,那個女學生咯咯一笑,對著你說:價錢還沒談攏就要先看貨了啊!

Hong Kong
In the Times Square of Hong Kong, a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. She was only 18 years old. Before the man opened his mouth, the girl screamed: “#%^€£ your €£¥£€, you think I am the cheap close out item on the street? Watch out, I will find someone to peel your skin.”

香港銅鑼灣
在人山人海的時代廣場,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約! 18女生的超短裙。中年男人還沒有開口,那女生就大聲:我操你老母! 你當我是站路邊的便宜貨啊. 小心我去找人來收你的皮….

Korea
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the man could speak, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: “Don’t you know that I am a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”

韓國斧山
在斧山的街上,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。中年男人還沒有開口,那女生二話不說便踢出一個彈跳迴旋踢,然後冷冷地說:你不知道我是跆拳道黑帶二段嗎?

Bangkok, Thailand
A man accidently tore the miniskirt of an 18 year’s old girl. Before the man could start to apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture: “No worries honey … we are all men.”

泰國曼谷
在曼谷的街上,一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。中年男人忙亂地道歉,那女生優雅地雙手合十於面前,緩慢地作一姿勢優美的敬禮,以嬌人欲滴的聲音說:別介意,先生…..大家都是男人!

This is the world we live in. It may be a small blue planet, but there are so many different cultures and societies in different parts of world. The same scenario gives different reactions and outcomes depending on where is the place.

Mmmm… I wonder what would be our local girl’s reaction to the same scenario? Call the police? See her MP? Go to CASE?

Have a great weekend.

From Goh KK

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I'm a Chinese Singaporean living in the Eastern part of Singapore. I tweet on current affairs & inspirational quotes. I blog on issues or events if they interest me. I write for pleasure. I also write mainly for my family and friends. At least they know I'm still alive and well. It's a free country. No one is forcing you to read if you don't like what I write. I'm entitled to my own opinions. Having said that, there are still retards, morons and losers out there hiding behind anonymity hurling all kinds of insults and wicked remarks on my blog. I guess we'll just have to live with these cowardly mangy dogs found in any society. Sigh!
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