Never Insult Anyone !

An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA

When the American turned to the Japanese and asked, “What kind of -ese are you?”

The Japanese confused, replied, “Sorry but I don’t understand what you mean?”

The American repeated, “What kind of -ese are you?” Again, the Japanese was confused over he question.

The American, now irritated, then yelled, “What kind of -ese are you … Are you a Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese! etc ….?”

The Japanese then replied, “Oh, I am a Japanese.”

A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked, “What kind of ‘key’ are you?”

The American, frustrated, yelled, “What do you mean what kind of -‘kee’ am I?”

The Japanese said, “Are you a Yankee, Donkee, or Monkee?”

*MORAL – NEVER INSULT ANYONE*