Business Logic …

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Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!’
Father: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.’
Son: ‘Well, in that case…ok’

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: ‘I have a husband for your daughter.’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!’
Father: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’
Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case…ok’

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’
President: ‘But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!’
Father: ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.’
President: ‘Ah, in that case…ok’

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get anything. But your attitude should be positive!

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’
That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, ‘He’s very rich. Marry him.’
That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, ‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.’
That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, ‘By the way, I’m very rich ‘Will you marry me?’
That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, ‘You are very rich, I want to marry you.’
That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, ‘I’m rich. Marry me’ She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback.

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