My fellow Singaporeans! Hear ! Hear !
Welcome to Orchard River !
Enjoy your Christmas shopping by the river. Remember to bring along your life jackets in case nature turns foul ! It just can’t be help.
An Act of God lah! Our supremo says so even though he doubts his existence. WTF ?
The biggest joke in 50 yrs? That guy with Mat Salleh wife still wondering why the joke is on him? Act of God ma? – nothing I can do! Apa lagi?
So my fellow Singaporeans let us just enjoy our latest tourist attraction – The Orchard River – Courtesy or gift from Mother Nature !
Row, row, row your boat along Orchard River ! Make sure the Navy’s submarine doesnt end up here. Langgar !