The Orchard River

My fellow Singaporeans! Hear ! Hear !

Welcome to Orchard River !

Enjoy your Christmas shopping by the river. Remember to bring along your life jackets in case nature turns foul ! It just can’t be help.

An Act of God lah! Our supremo says so even though he doubts his existence. WTF ?

The biggest joke in 50 yrs? That guy with Mat Salleh wife still wondering why the joke is on him? Act of God ma? – nothing I can do! Apa lagi?

So my fellow Singaporeans let us just enjoy our latest tourist attraction – The Orchard River – Courtesy or gift from Mother Nature !

Row, row, row your boat along Orchard River ! Make sure the Navy’s submarine doesnt end up here. Langgar !



About Gintai_昇泰

I'm a Chinese Singaporean living in the Eastern part of Singapore. I tweet on current affairs & inspirational quotes. I blog on issues or events if they interest me. I write for pleasure. I also write mainly for my family and friends. At least they know I'm still alive and well. It's a free country. No one is forcing you to read if you don't like what I write. I'm entitled to my own opinions. Having said that, there are still retards, morons and losers out there hiding behind anonymity hurling all kinds of insults and wicked remarks on my blog. I guess we'll just have to live with these cowardly mangy dogs found in any society. Sigh!
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