There is this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck drier says: ” Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink, I just can’t see a man crying.” “No, it’s not that. Today is the worst day of my life.”
“First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison …. !”
I keep laughing and thinking. What??? Why didn’t you tell me. Ask the driver. Then drop dead. Moral of the story?