Who broke down the wall of Jericho?

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A newly-appointed school inspector was assigned to a class in one of the local kindergartens and was introduced to the class by the teacher.

She told the class, “Let’s show the inspector just how clever you are by allowing him to ask you a question.”

The inspector reasoned that since this is a kindergarten started by a church, so he asked a biblical question: “Class, who broke down the wall of Jericho?”

For a full minute there was absolute silence. The children all just stared at him blankly. Eventually, little Alec raised his hand and was asked to speak.

Little Alec stood up and said: “Sir, I do not know who broke down the wall of Jericho, but I can assure you that it wasn’t me.”

Of course the inspector was shocked by the answer and the lack of knowledge of the famous Bible story and he looked at the teacher for an explanation.

Realizing that he was perturbed, the teacher said: “Well, I’ve known Alec since the beginning of the year, and I believe that if he says that he didn’t do it, then he didn’t do it.”

The inspector was even more shocked at this and stormed down to the principal’s office and told him what happened, to which the principal replied: “I don’t know the boy, but I socialize every now and then with his teacher, and I believe her. If she feels that the boy is innocent, then he must be innocent.”

The inspector could not believe what he was hearing. He grabbed the phone on the principal’s desk and in a rage, wanted to dial PM’s office, but he paused and decided this could be a bit of an overreaction. So instead he phoned his old childhood friend – Minister of Education. The inspector rattled off the entire occurrence to him and asked him what he thought of the state of education in kindergartens.

Education Minister sighed heavily and replied: “I don’t know the boy, the teacher or the principal, but just get three quotations and get the wall fixed lah! Langgar!

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From: Lohchifer

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6 Responses to Who broke down the wall of Jericho?

  1. Timing says:

    after last night’s rally, this piece seems untimely

    • PF says:

      Gintai is probably just putting something up which was forwarded to him some time ago. Don’t think there’s anything sinister in this.

  2. kuaychap_kia says:

    This joke didn’t work. Sorry.

    • susan says:

      Yes kuay_chap kia, no joke except perhaps slapstick will work with those with zero IQ or zero sense of humor.

      • Kuaychap_kia says:

        So you very high IQ meh? What are you? Richest person on earth? Got strings of degrees?

  3. PF says:

    Amazing how at 4 o’clock in the afternoon of a working day and wuliao people are majoring on minors.

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