Three Nuns

Three nuns were having a gossip one sunny afternoon.

First nun was telling the others. “Father Alan is horrible. I was cleaning his room the other day and guess what I found? Loads of porn magazines under his bed.”

“So what did you do about it?”

“Well, I knelt down and prayed to the Lord to show him mercy. Then I brought all that dirty horrible stuff to the incinerator and burned them all. I did.”

Second nun then said, “Now the the cat is out I can get a load off my chest. Two months ago when still new here I was bringing in Father Alan’s laundry I discovered something. As you know his room is dim and wardrobe dark. I saw a glow among his clothes. Curious, I examined what the glow might have been. Horror of horrors, Lord have mercy, they were glow-in-the-dark condoms. More than a dozen.”

“So what did you do about it?”

“Well, I knelt down and prayed to Mother Mary to have mercy on him. Then I took a needle and poke poke poke poke poke poke poke them all. I did.”

While she was enacting her handy needlework antics and chanting “poke poke poke poke poke poke poke”, the third nun fainted.

You thought I wanted to talk tobacco, huh?

Have a great week, everyone!

Contributed by Dr Mike.

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